One
One...
Won?
Winner!
A prize? A box of rocks doesn't sound very cool. Unless you're a rock collector. Are you rock collector? Maybe you want to start a rock collection. Or maybe, you want a different prize*.
*Equal value to the rocks not guaranteed.
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I want a different prize.
I'll take the risk!
The box doesn't say "fragile", and you're excited about these rocks. What will you do?
Go big or go home.
I want this moment to last.
You get no rocks, but you do receive quite a lot of pain and a hefty bill.
Oh, boy. Inside the box are TWO MORE boxes. One's got the rocks. The other has the malware.
Left is best!
Right is right!
Wow! It's really rocks! The Rock and a rock! What a way to start a collection, eh?
Oh-- whoa, hold on a sec! You don't really plan to add The Rock to your collection, do you? He's a human being! You can't keep a human. I'm pretty sure that's against the law.
Right is
WRONG!
You took the risk, and now you have malware.
Huh...
Huh...
What is this? It's empty! You decide to peak at the purple option.
What is this? It's empty! You decide to peak at the blue
option.
Aha!
Aha!
They're the same! Your sense entitlement to something better than rocks or your cowardice have set you up! Nothing at all was guaranteed! You've been duped! Tricked! Fooled! Punk'd! Bamboozled! Will you stand for this??
I mean, I guess.
No! I wish to speak to the, uh, Prize-Giving Manager!
You accept that you have quite possibly wasted your time. Maybe you should have done things differently.
Please hold while we contact your local manager.
The phone is answered. You try to introduce yourself, but you are immediately interrupted.
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The nerve! Not only have you almost (possibly) committed a crime, but your actual rock along with the box itself have been confiscated. You walk away empty-handed.